SUPER STARLET

Photo by Raymund Isaac, 2011

Photo by Frank Hoefsmit, 2007

 Photos by Rxandy Capinpin

Super Starlet is a fictional character born somewhere, raised everywhere. Mayaman, eletista, sikat. If you're wondering what Super Starlet does for a living, Starlet will paraphrase a line from Party Monster: Super Starlet doesn't do, Super Starlet is.

A million years ago, the queen of pop, Madonna, went to the Philippines and found herself a boxer by the name Manny Pacquiao, had his baby and named the love-child Arnold Schwartzer-something.

Lola Madonna didn't know at that time the brown man from the third world would become the inspiration for her latest re-incarnation. Manny never claimed Arn-arn to be his child, pero chika lang. Malaki na ang mana ni Starlet kay Madonna palang.

Around the time Arn-arn was conceived, Super Starlet's maternal grandfather Walt Disney met his wife Ecstasy, and from their gorgeous imagination came The Supermodels.





So most likely kamag-anak nga ni Super Starlet si Mickey Mouse.

It was only a matter of time until Super Starlet's father Arn-arn met the eldest among the sisters Cindy Crawford, fell in love, and had the baby that would soon be synonymous to the glittery, the glamorous, and the gaga: Super Starlet.

Bongga the lineage, riiiggghhht? Don't you just love the pedigree? The Super Starlet?

In the game of celebrity, you are who you say you are. And in this case, Super Starlet Schwartze-something, the socialiate, anak-ng-politician, apo ng pop star, fashion enthusiast, heiress to Disney empire, is part-Filipino, part-American and part-Cartoon. And Super Starlet is proud of it ha!

Enjoy your weekend!